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hi-nu-roly:

chongotheartist:

theyatemytailorr:

never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry

i love you chongo

kagamine:

weloveshortvideos:

Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’

well the guy did call him a motherfucker in the beginning ok

originallrose:

Here is a list of companies that will hire felons. Please share this and repost if you know of people who are looking to better their lives and work.

originallrose:

Here is a list of companies that will hire felons. Please share this and repost if you know of people who are looking to better their lives and work.

bvbblebeam:

stopcallingmebitch:

Two weeks later, we spoke again.

GODDAMMIT TUMBLR

whitegirlsaintshit:

leave your dead uncle Ramon in the grave. stop trying to contact dead people. they are fine. they got it, don’t worry about them. you will fuck around and get caught up with the wrong spirit.

replicantnierr:

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1?1?1?1?1?1??!?!?!

disneyismyescape:

disney-beauty:

Accurate

help
replace one word in your url with the word “nipple”

justdippinsaucethings:

Justnipplesaucethings

teacupnosaucer:

neptunain:

heteronormativity for dummies or, “why homophobes aren’t the only problem”

You will not believe the shit I get for correcting people when they talk about my daughter like this. Just stop fucking assigning sexualities to babies jfc straight people

meowords:

✧ space is my place ✧

meowords:

✧ space is my place 

threshecutioner:

he’s going to kick everyone’s ass.

navel:

If I go missing, use the selfie that has the most notes on it

pournstar:

boy: have sex w me
girl: no
boy: misandry is real

T E N T A C L E  M A S S A G E ! !

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