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iinanyan:

He just left the house with that ladle.

askbutcherandfriends:

i swear to god every time i see someone say ‘The OFF fandom is dead’ i just kind of

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Send me an aspect
Breath:  How have you changed over the past year?
Light:  Would you consider yourself lucky? Why?
Time:  What is your favourite memory?
Space:  If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?
Life:  Are you a rule breaker by heart?
Hope:  What are you looking forward to?
Void:  Do you like being alone?
Heart:  Have you ever been in love?
Mind:  Do you make decisions easily?
Doom:  Have you ever gotten injured?
Blood:  Do you form strong friendships?
Rage:  What are your biggest pet peeves?

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

wigwams:

when u think about it you’re either a shift or caps lock person

sweethoneysunflower:


sO I TRIED OUT THAT WATERCLOUR TUTORIAL AND H OLY CO W

spuandi:

sometimes i forget most girls like boys

guess who got the thing

guess who got the thing

TYPE YOUR URL:  bucketfillingtime
TYPE YOUR URL WITH YOUR ELBOW:  I krygjllonvtime
TYPE YOUR URL WITH YOUR EYES SHUT:  bucketfillingtime
TYPE YOUR URL WITH YOUR CHIN:  bhxcndfdukkongtumr
GENTLY PUT YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD:  h
HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

B)

B)

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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