< sie sind das essen und wir sind die gaybar

what the fuck why arent there any good microbiology sources on this goddamn internet like 
??? oh yeah thanks for that basic 5th grade info on the general structure of a cell great

hornyspice:

My yearbook quote.

hornyspice:

My yearbook quote.

lokiloo:

My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”

I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.

falloutboyonboy:

during.„  soccer practice????????? uh H 

fromrheims:

Assemble by Blule

yummytomatoes:

oh painter pleasegive me some clarity.  

yummytomatoes:

oh painter please
give me some clarity.  

studiioghibli:

Ponyo + Family

my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

gilmckinney:

gilmckinney:

god bless comic artists for drawing captain america’s ass so fine

you guys think im jokin

image

ass so fine

god bless avengers casting directors for casting captain america’s ass so fine

image

i pledge allegiance to that ass

illeg-al:

tip of the day don’t vacuum with ear phones in because i just finished vacuuming the whole house only to realise it wasn’t even on

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

indevampire:

i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide

you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.

every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all

cafesaturne:

It’s internship season and I’m feeling pretty stressed! So here’s a stress relief drawing of stupid dorky boyfriends.

barefootawareness:

There are so many fruits you haven’t tasted

so many beautiful songs you have not discovered

spices you’ve never heard of 

and intriguing conversations you haven’t had 

there are oceans you have not felt 

and plants you’ve never seen

books you’ve never read

and souls your heart has not touched

this Earth is incredible.

metalclragon:

tsuiteiku:

탄밥

his face i nthe last one says “DAMN YOURE SO HOT BUT I ALSO KNEW YOU WHEN YOU WERE FIVE WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO”

felicianobeilschmidts:

I didn’t want to post this because I don’t like it that much but
well yeah more screencap redraws OTL

dt